The Legend of Jehs

LOK. Avatar. Zelda. Studio Ghibli. Bravest Warriors.
gaykittens:

atthebutterflyball:

randomcheeseescapades:

mercurialunderstudy:

stupid-lemon-eater:










“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”
THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED

” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “
o

“I bit a date, then shove all of them into my mouth.”
WELP.

“Since it came from a genius, this made quite an impression on me. (After this I learnt to face the silence and think before swirling my pencil around.)” 

“This tongue-in-cheek version of the classic Italian dessert uses Twinkies, the cream-filled sponge cakes that were a lunch-box staple in the 1960s.”
from a recipe for twinkie tiramisu…what? the nearest book was a cookbook!!
OF COURSE it had to be a blank fuckin sketchbook.

“The British blockade was a key factor in the defeat of Germany.”
Oooookaaaaay, then…
How about something other than my history textbook.
“He’s got the gift of prophecy, apparently”
I predict that I will not have sex this year.

TERMINUS…Its location (see map) was an odd one for the role it was called upon to play in Galactic history, and yet as many writers have never tired of pointing out, an inevitable one.
Thank you Isaac Aasimov.

“He was aware that the maquis was striding along the roof, away from him.
…
Right…

“If we could sift through the assortment of problems individuals face today, one of the big lumps left in the sieve would be Finding a Mate.”yes this is indeed the biggest problem facing my sex life

“I went to visit his gravesite, and started speaking to his ghost, and then I realized, ‘Oh shit, my partner is gone.’”
Um no how about my sex life does not involve death please no thank you

"I’m a Torumekian armored corvette!" (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, volume 1)

gaykittens:

atthebutterflyball:

randomcheeseescapades:

mercurialunderstudy:

stupid-lemon-eater:


“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”

THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED

” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “

o

“I bit a date, then shove all of them into my mouth.”

WELP.

“Since it came from a genius, this made quite an impression on me. (After this I learnt to face the silence and think before swirling my pencil around.)” 

“This tongue-in-cheek version of the classic Italian dessert uses Twinkies, the cream-filled sponge cakes that were a lunch-box staple in the 1960s.”

from a recipe for twinkie tiramisu…what? the nearest book was a cookbook!!

OF COURSE it had to be a blank fuckin sketchbook.

“The British blockade was a key factor in the defeat of Germany.”

Oooookaaaaay, then…

How about something other than my history textbook.

“He’s got the gift of prophecy, apparently”

I predict that I will not have sex this year.

TERMINUS…Its location (see map) was an odd one for the role it was called upon to play in Galactic history, and yet as many writers have never tired of pointing out, an inevitable one.

Thank you Isaac Aasimov.

“He was aware that the maquis was striding along the roof, away from him.

Right…

“If we could sift through the assortment of problems individuals face today, one of the big lumps left in the sieve would be Finding a Mate.”
yes this is indeed the biggest problem facing my sex life

“I went to visit his gravesite, and started speaking to his ghost, and then I realized, ‘Oh shit, my partner is gone.’”

Um no how about my sex life does not involve death please no thank you

"I’m a Torumekian armored corvette!" (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, volume 1)

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